George Carlin "How Can That Be?" "When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you n… Friday, October 5, 2012 Add Comment Edit
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George Carlin George Carlin "When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you no… Thursday, July 1, 2010 Add Comment Edit
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