andy borowitz Satire: “First Bush Library Quietly Celebrates Eleventh Anniversary” “First Bush Library Quietly Celebrates Eleventh Anniversary” by Andy Borowitz GUANTÁNAMO BAY, CUBA (The Borowitz Report)— “While … Thursday, April 25, 2013 Add Comment Edit
andy borowitz Satire: "People Believe Something on Twitter for Some Reason" "People Believe Something on Twitter for Some Reason" by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— "Federal … Wednesday, April 24, 2013 Add Comment Edit
andy borowitz Satire: “CNN Quits Breaking News, Becomes ‘CNN Classic’” “CNN Quits Breaking News, Becomes ‘CNN Classic’” by Andy Borowitz NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)— “In a sweeping format change t… Sunday, April 21, 2013 Add Comment Edit
andy borowitz Satire: “Courageous Senators Stand Up to American People” “Courageous Senators Stand Up to American People” by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— “In the halls of the United… Thursday, April 18, 2013 Add Comment Edit
andy borowitz Satire: “No Information Found On CNN” “No Information Found On CNN” by Andy Borowitz BOSTON (The Borowitz Report)— “Authorities who have spent the past forty-eight hou… Wednesday, April 17, 2013 Add Comment Edit
andy borowitz Satire: "Right Not to Get Shot Faces Uphill Fight in Senate" "Right Not to Get Shot Faces Uphill Fight in Senate" by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senate Republica… Tuesday, April 9, 2013 Add Comment Edit
andy borowitz Satire: “Facebook Unveils New Waste of Time” “Facebook Unveils New Waste of Time” by Andy Borowitz MENLO PARK (The Borowitz Report)— “Before a rapt audience at Facebook headq… Monday, April 8, 2013 Add Comment Edit
andy borowitz Satire: “House Science Committee Questions Existence of Meteors” “House Science Committee Questions Existence of Meteors” by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— “The chairman of the … Tuesday, February 19, 2013 Add Comment Edit