The Wit of Ashleigh Brilliant
"An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.A pessimist fears that this is true."
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately
explained by incompetence."
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette
with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out.
The egg mutters to no one in particular:”I guess we answered THAT question."
“Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
- Ashleigh Brilliant
explained by incompetence."
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette
The egg mutters to no one in particular:”I guess we answered THAT question."
“Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
- Ashleigh Brilliant
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