“Viewer Poll on Republican Debate: 25% Undecided, 75% Unconscious”
“Viewer Poll on Republican Debate: 25% Undecided, 75% Unconscious”
Worrisome News for GOP Field
by Andy Borowitz
Worrisome News for GOP Field
by Andy Borowitz
Rep. Bachmann received high marks in the poll from voters who said they found former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin “too cerebral.” While Gov. Palin is not yet an official candidate, she told reporters today, “If I do decide to run, I’m gonna come ridin’ in like Paul Revere at the Alamo.”
Another potential candidate, Texas Gov. Rick Perry, offered this statement: “At this time, I can’t decide whether to run for President of the US or secede from the US and become President of Texas.” Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney made the most headlines last night by offering voters this guarantee: “I will never get involved in a scandal like Weinergate because Mattel did not give me genitals.”
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Take your pick of this crowd of idiots, but remember the math lesson they taught you in first grade: (any number) X 0= 0. What a bunch of clowns and losers... too bad the jokes on us... -CP
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