Satire: “First Bush Library Quietly Celebrates Eleventh Anniversary”
“First Bush Library Quietly Celebrates Eleventh Anniversary” by Andy Borowitz GUANTÁNAMO BAY, CUBA (The Borowitz Report)— “While …
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Satire: "People Believe Something on Twitter for Some Reason"
"People Believe Something on Twitter for Some Reason" by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— "Federal …
Satire: “CNN Quits Breaking News, Becomes ‘CNN Classic’”
“CNN Quits Breaking News, Becomes ‘CNN Classic’” by Andy Borowitz NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)— “In a sweeping format change t…
Satire: “Courageous Senators Stand Up to American People”
“Courageous Senators Stand Up to American People” by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— “In the halls of the United…
Satire: “No Information Found On CNN”
“No Information Found On CNN” by Andy Borowitz BOSTON (The Borowitz Report)— “Authorities who have spent the past forty-eight hou…
Satire: "Right Not to Get Shot Faces Uphill Fight in Senate"
"Right Not to Get Shot Faces Uphill Fight in Senate" by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Senate Republica…
Satire: “Facebook Unveils New Waste of Time”
“Facebook Unveils New Waste of Time” by Andy Borowitz MENLO PARK (The Borowitz Report)— “Before a rapt audience at Facebook headq…
Satire: “House Science Committee Questions Existence of Meteors”
“House Science Committee Questions Existence of Meteors” by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— “The chairman of the …
Satire: "Choking Back Tears, N.R.A. Leader Marries Gun"
"Choking Back Tears, N.R.A. Leader Marries Gun" by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— “In what he called “…
Satire: "A Letter from Kim Jong-un"
"A Letter from Kim Jong-un" by Andy Borowitz PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)— "Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of the …
Satire: “Tea Party Issues Scathing Rebuttal to State of Union Twelve Hours Before Speech”
“Tea Party Issues Scathing Rebuttal to State of Union Twelve Hours Before Speech” by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Rep…
Satire: “Pope’s Decision to Come Out of Retirement Stirs Controversy”
“Pope’s Decision to Come Out of Retirement Stirs Controversy” by Andy Borowitz VATICAN (The Borowitz Report)— “Pope Benedict XVI …
Satire: “U.S. Cancels Regular Drone Strikes on Saturdays”
“U.S. Cancels Regular Drone Strikes on Saturdays” by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— “Citing budgetary concerns, …
Satire: "Gun Sales Soar on Photo of Armed Obama"
"Gun Sales Soar on Photo of Armed Obama" by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— "The White Hous…
Satire: “N.R.A. Defends Right to Own Politicians”
“N.R.A. Defends Right to Own Politicians” by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— “In testimony before the Senate Judi…
Satire: “Please Stop Talking About the Fiscal Cliff”
“Please Stop Talking About the Fiscal Cliff” by Andy Borowitz TOLEDO (The Borowitz Report)— “An Ohio man’s fascination with the s…
Satire: "Poll: By Wide Margin, Democrats Want Biden in All Remaining Debates"
"Poll: By Wide Margin, Democrats Want Biden in All Remaining Debates" by Andy Borowitz DANVILLE, KY (The Borowitz Repo…
Satire: “Canada Tightens Border”
“Canada Tightens Border” by Andy Borowitz OTTAWA (The Borowitz Report)— “Canada announced today that it was tightening security a…
Satire: "Debate Victory Validates Romney Strategy of Nonstop Lying"
"Debate Victory Validates Romney Strategy of Nonstop Lying" by Andy Borowitz NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)— "Taki…
Satire: “White House Authorizes Search for President’s Mojo”
“White House Authorizes Search for President’s Mojo” by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— “The White House today an…
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